The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

I cannot believe the Stalinist New York Times is CANCELING 1 o’ their freelancers after she supported just a li’l genocide

The New York Times was embarrassed yet ’gain, as they always are, when a Disney squirrel found out 1 o’ their freelancers liked this expression o’ a political opinion, which I thought was protected freedom o’ speech & can’t be pointed out to e’eryone, embarrassing me. I’m surprised nobody has noted the irony o’ how […]

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Truly Foreign Languages

From the wordsmith, Trump: “Everybody I speak to says how horrible it is,” he said during an event at the border on Thursday. “Nobody [can] explain to me how allowing millions of people from places unknown, from countries unknown, who don’t speak languages — we have languages coming into our country, we have nobody that […]

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perpetually wet slipper blues

Accompanying music: (courtesy o’ this masterpiece) Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 audio. Here is a link to the audio instead. many times have i rumbled the dryer’s eve but the clammy mushrooms still sprout e’ery step the soggy frostflaked spill o’ winterspring the pipes bursting crooklimbed with excess fluid creaking geriatric fluthroated voice as coughs […]

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