The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

MENTE PER IL CIBO (COME, COME, COME)

I hate food.

I hate its muddy aftertaste

that prods @ my attention hours afterward,

& I hate my bitchy belly folding into itself for it.

Food is needy & ne’er satisfied:

it demands to be heated @ a precise length o’ time

—not too short, not too long—

but cools much too quickly.

Fuck food.

Posted in Poetry

ENKONTRÓ UN JUERGUISTA DIBAGANDO MOLESTO

Un día kamino por la kalle.

Fue una mentira–

Nunka kamino por la kaye.

¿Ké tipo de persona loka

kamina en el sentro de la kalle?

En realidad, kamino por la asera,

pero prefiero desir ke kamino por la kalle,

porke me siento más jugoso,

y me gusta jugoso.

Bueno, mientras estoy kaminando por la asera,

bi un koche–

en aktual, bi muchos.

Pero, dudo ke se importe.

Nunka se importa lo ke dicho…

¿Por ké ablas así?

Posted in Española, Poetry

¿LAS PUTO HOJAS SON DÉBILES? ERES DÉBIL.

Elm, Elm, Elm,

leaves are gone

¿so soon?

Hardly seen them.

Withered, crumpled, blackened…

¿But why these words?

¿Would we e’er call them towering, plain, eye-seeringly sickly green

in the o’erbearing summer?

Slowly…

I scoop them in my icy-dried granite hands—

But race, the thoughts—

I must, I can’t…

There’s nowhere to preserve them

from their abusive but necessary relation with the sun & clouds.

Posted in Poetry

AUF DAS EINDRINGLICHE GERÄUSCH DER MONSTRÖSEN UHR (PORQUE LOS CRANGREJOS DE DA-TRANG SIN FIN SACAR ARENA)

The stories presented in this section explain, among other things, how the earth was formed and people were made; why the sun is so bright; how the tiger got his stripes; how the mosquito came to be; and why the Da-Trang crabs endlessly scoop up sand.

Faurot, J. Asian-Pacific Folktales and Legends, (p. 12).

I tried to scoop the crusty, blackened leaf into my ice-dry granite hands,

only to see pieces fly off

to be devoured by the wind.

I’m shivering,

but too frozen to tighten my jacket.

I’m tired,

but too tired to move my body to lay down,

too fearful…

I’m full o’ energy,

but can’t budge to use it.

It’s night early,

but I can’t see anything in it anymo’.

We’re not seeing each other anymo’.

I ne’er ’splained why…

I don’t think I understand myself.

It’s moved on since then.

It’ll survive for many millenia mo’.

Huh…

It snuck up on me in the middle o’ the night:

Face it.

It's going to happen,

& it's going to happen soon,

& you can't stop it.

Accept it.

You haven't changed a god damn thing.

You thought it'd be gone.

But it comes 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain 'gain.

What the (lumpen)proletariat (Da-Trang crabs) produces, above all, are their own graves.

Posted in Poetry

You Fucked It Up

You fucked it up.

I warned you not to do it.

But you did.

You were s'posed to be Mr. Jekyll, ¿remember?

¿Where did you hide?

You were s'posed to say hi every morn,

but look @ how low the quotas are;

you were s'posed to keep calm

e'en under the glare o' a ticking bomb.

But you were all wrong--

& I can see that you'll always be wrong

till the setting o' all dawns.

Your body rejects all the improvements like foreign blood.

¿So now what?

Mo' 'scuses, that's what.

Not a lot o' market for 'scuses, Jude.

Perhaps it's time to discontinue.

Yes, you fucked it up,

& once you've fucked it up,

you'll ne'er fix it down.

Now dinner's o'er,

& it's time to take your deserts--

'cause you deserve it.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry

Die Anti-Haiku

Buddha could not be more wrong:
Though we plug ourselves tight together,
We are not compatible.

Posted in Poetry