¡Stop the count! ¡Trump the Massive Dump Truck Trump already has 6 times as many votes as Kamala Haven’t Come Up with an Insulting Name to Give Her! ¡A Big win! ¡E’en the radical Marxist AP admits it! ¡Already the scheming communist Democrats are scheming to manufacture votes from immigrant states trying to jump the border like Alaska & Hawaii!
Anyway, here’s some news I ran into:
“MLK Jr.’s daughter demands MAGA account delete ‘vile’ deepfake”
These crackas ain’t learned from the Great Beef War o’ 2024 when Drake had AI Tupac diss Kendrick.
“DOJ agrees to not send monitors inside polling places after Ken Paxton files last-minute suit”
Republicans fight for electoral integrity by… ¿diminishing o’ersight?
“Proud Boys claim they’ll be at polling places as Trump ups violent rhetoric and election fraud claims”
O, I see: it’s ’cause we don’t need to waste government resources monitoring elections when the certified specialists, the Proud Boys, are on the case.
I sure feel safe voting with these average apple-pie Americans loitering around. If you honkeys are so proud, ¿why are you covering your faces? Have some self-esteem for your physical appearances, guys: I’m sure you’re all very beautiful.
“Kamala Harris Notches Another Big Hollywood Endorsement: Dick Van Dyke”
Hold on: ¿Dick van Dyke’s still alive?
Not gonna lie: seeing so many news articles & posts talking ’bout how Harris is going to SMASH this election like a like button — ¡look @ this poll showing her lead! — especially after all the polls showing Republican leads not that long ago, doesn’t assure me, but just give me Vietnam flashbacks to all the euphoria ’hind the 2016 election.
Tho, I have to say, I’m suspicious o’ some o’ the ( unofficial, I must emphasize ) results I’m seeing from AP, claiming that Trump has already won Utah despite 0 votes being counted & showing the 2 main candidates as Trump & Cornel West. You can’t discount West so early.
Daily Kos
There’s not much interesting from Daily Kos — well, interesting to make fun o’; they have very informative articles on general election odds & expectation & electoral statistical oddities going on in states like Ohio that, granted, may be typical liberal cope.
“State of the Race: We have a long way to go” & “Can we please stop the Dooming? NC, GA not called. No reason to think the Blue Wall won’t hold!”
As always, Daily Kos performs their biannual duty o’ being their readers’ therapist, soothing them that all those red splotches on the map from the impatient vote counters in the southeast doesn’t prove anything, the cities are on their way.
Mark Robinson is now free to ‘perv’ out on porn sites after likely massive loss
I can’t believe the self-described “Black Nazi” who insulted MLK Jr., expressed holocaust denial, & engaged in a bunch of other 4chan-level edgelord antics didn’t win. Maybe he was too woke. If he bit the head off a communist on live television instead o’ lamely just calling for some passive-tense killing o’ communists & socialists — ¡quit being a welfare queen & waiting for the government to do it for you, pull up your own bootstraps, & do it yourself, Robinson! — I’m sure he would’ve done better. I’m also not sure why Daily Kos emphasized the least bad part o’ this candidate: if a politician wants to perv out on porn sites, I believe that’s between them & God.
Anyway, I have much mo’ important updates from a much mo’ vital news source:
SiIvaGunner
“/r/Politics’ 2024 US Elections Live Thread, Part 62”
For some reason Redditors on /r/politics are going full doomerism & already assuming the Democrats have lost.
Back to Daily Kos
Uh O: I looked back @ Daily Kos & now see doomerist articles from them.
“State of the Race: Preparing for the worst”
The title sounds very alarming, but the content just says, “This thing won’t be called on Tuesday night”. ¿I guess a bunch o’ liberals expected Harris to absolutely destroy Trump ’cause they don’t like him, despite most polls promising a close election?
This is just like 2016 and 2020. There will be lots of ink spilled over the reality that half this country is totally okay with a racist, insurrectionist, convicted felon. I can’t even fathom how we recover from that, but we must.
¿How many times do you have to relearn this lesson, Kos?
“Even when they win, Republicans are losers—and have been for 20 years”
Ultimate cope: “Well, a’least we did better than Kerry in 2004” & “Yeah, but we won the popular vote again, so that means demographics is destiny still”, the latter o’ which is strange in response to a president who threatens to be a dictator.
Other News
It seems confirmed that Republicans took back control o’ the Senate, which was highly expected & will make it difficult for Democrats to wrench back control o’ the supreme court unless they can take it back in 2026.
The Wonkette, which usually isn’t averse to a bit o’ doomerism, seems much mo’ reserved, tho.
Anyway, we’ve got much mo’ important news from Daily Kos:
O, shit, I’m going to go up & get 1 right now.
