Here's the top comment on TheDonald in reaction to the Mar-a-Lago raid. pic.twitter.com/cAjol0SIsX

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 8, 2022

Prepare yourselves for the future history books detailing the toppling o’ the 1st American Empire & the initiation o’ the new United Christian States of America by the new glorious founding fathers: Huge Ass, Banana Guard, Shampoo Apocalypse, a guy whose name was typed out by their cat chasing a fly, & Swamp Kraken. If I were you, I’d buy & HODL onto those NFT baseball trading cards now before e’eryone else, ’cause they’re gonna RIZZLE, or whate’er the zoomzooms say on the tiktokclocks.

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