The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

Sickly White ( con el mismo viejo ojo perezoso fijado para acostar en usted apunta libre y inverdadero ) [ DU HAST MICH MIT WEIßEN KNÖCHELN DURCHGEZOGEN ]

Sickly white is the sky ‘hind the tree, naked from Christmas death. Sickly white is the yogurt that chokes — literally, I almost died. Don’t laugh guys. ¿Is it my vice for trying to spice it with autumn apple crust, producing only dust? Sickly white is my pale skin preoccupied by the germs o’ winter […]

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GBC Tribute: Super Mario Bros. Deluxe

This may have been the 1st game I owned, as opposed to the 1st game I played, a family-owned game, ( Super Mario World ), ‘long with Pokémon Silver with my new Game Boy Color back when I turned 9. @ the time I was surprised & somewhat disappointed. I think I remembered my older […]

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GBC Tribute: Pokémon Special Pikachu Edition ( Yellow )

I’ve already written most o’ what I have to say ‘bout the 1st generation games in my rambling post on the Pokémon main game series in general, so this post will be brief. What I want to highlight is that part o’ this game that most pertains to the Game Boy Color: its peculiar color […]

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Let’s Watch the Democrats Utterly Disappoint ‘Gain / Tie, Part II

Looks like Democrats got fucked out o’ the Senate. Everyone claims they’ll win the House, but Google still shows them below. I think maybe the blue states are waiting longer to count their votes, as my state still isn’t showing any results. ¿Why all the hate gainst 538? This time it seems like they’ve been […]

Posted in Elections, Politics

Let’s Watch the Democrats Utterly Disappoint ‘Gain / Tie, Part I

It’s that time o’ year: time to stay up far too late having my computer die trying to load political pundits’ haphazard websites made with templates & doused in advertisement JavaScript & autoloading video with Hairpiece’s loud mouth embarrassing me in front o’ anyone within a 5-meter radius. As usual, not being a presidential election, […]

Posted in Elections, Politics