The Mezunian

Sometimes the internet is full o’ these delightful absurdities, & I consider it my life duty to register them. A blog named “The Nocturnal Rambler” wrote an article that lists numerous flaws with Ocarina of Time, including 1s I’ve mentioned, such as how terrible Ganondorf’s characterization is, how terrible the overworld map is, how characters […]

Mezun wrote this while searching for images related to haiku in the Google Images prefecture. He addressed this to some o’ the poems by young westerners he ran into, who subscribed to the orokaburushitu school o’ haiku that uses minimal imagery & subtlety & usually involves meta commentary ’bout how the writer is just writing […]

World E: Deserted Skies Lab of the Mirage ( revisited ) Music: “Revenge of Meta Knight – Halbert”, Kirby Super Star Yes, e’en this world’s lab’s secret exit involves flying. The reason for my clumsy playing is that I just started using a real SNES controller & was getting used to it. P-Switch level count: […]

bee sting heat leaching all water ice bucket bent o’er spilling why bothers When I’m depressed, I think o’ birds nests. That’s not e’en a metaphor. When life gives you limes, squeeze them into fun shapes. Don’t look undercover for the meaning, my friend: look, I’ll give it to you right here. Beach-scuttling crabs — […]

In ’nother entry in my long list o’ counterarguments to the idea that right conclusions equals right arguments, we have a critical review o’ Ocarina of Time which is stupid. Actually, to be fair to Ocarina of Time fans, most critiques o’ Ocarina of Time are as dumb as the praise it gets. I don’t […]

Sleet Streets ¿Remember when I said I was working on a snow level full o’ slopes in my last update? This wasn’t that. When I wrote that I had 2 ideas for snow levels: a mountainous snow level full o’ slopes & tricky jumps & a city / snow level wherein you had to collect […]

World A: Valley o’ Bowser’s ( revisited ) ¿Have I mentioned that I loved making you go back to the start @ the end ( well, the end o’ the main game )? King Koopa Kastle ( revisited ) Sorry the video’s so long. I forgot to edit some parts @ the beginning, such as […]

After 6 —sun’s as full as e’er; just waking —sour smell o’ neglectedhorseradish.

As usual, these rules aren’t going to be based on any empirical evidence or anything resembling a science o’ “good literature”, however one might define that, but be just a bunch o’ assertions I puked out in 10 seconds. As I do so, I’ll make sure to reference a bunch o’ books I’ve vanity-published on […]

O’erworld, Part II What I’ve accomplished since the last update: This isn’t totally related to the o’erworld, but as I was fooling round with my program I noticed the game would crash. I love how on the very day I bashed the hell out o’ the most beloved video game on the internet I learn […]