The Mezunian

Die Positivität ist das Opium des Volkes, aber der Spott ist das Opium der Verrückten

HAY WHISKY EN LA AGUA Y HAY MUERTE EN LA VID

El ojo perezoso de gato me mira.

Sé lo que me dice:

—Tictac y tictac están marchándose mientras pensamos…

¿Dónde son las arándanos agrios?

Tanto tiempo, ¿y todavía no tienes nada

sino palabras que no contienen queso de crema por lo menos?

Malo, malo…—

Pero no entiendes, Sr. Sauron estúpido,

que no has entendido nunca.

A veces, podría ser útil a alguien las palabras sin eso queso de tu que engorda;

podría que algiuen preferirán tan palabras sencilla.

Pero, claro que no lo comprenderías;

el sólo mundo que conoces es el que en donde resides ya.

Pero yo conozco todos los mundos,

desde los bosques de búho a los cielos de ceniza,

y sé que el gente en algunos lugares quieren las palabras sin queso de crema;

y el cliente tiene razón siempre.

Y no te engaña que no sé que solo estás fingiendo dormir;

puedo acertarlo por la sonrisa chula.

The lazy cat eye watches me.

I know what he’s telling me:

“Ticks & tocks march on while we think…

Where are the cranberries?

So much time, & still you have nothing

but words without cream cheese a’least?

No good…”

But you don’t understand, Mr. Stupid Sauron

—you ne’er have.

Sometimes words without your fattening cheese can be useful to some people;

it could be that some people prefer such simple words.

But, ‘course you wouldn’t understand this;

the only world you know is that in which you already reside.

But I, I know all the words,

from the owl forests to the heavens o’ ash,

& I know that the people in some places want words without cream cheese;

& the customer is always right.

& don’t delude yourself that I don’t know you’re only pretending to sleep;

I can tell by that pretty li’l smile.

Posted in Española, Poetry

Coffee Dregs Sonnet

Accompanying music.

Is that chocolate syrup splayed?

Spread the fluffy iris yolk,

taste the ashes in the rain,

smashing heart ribs with 1 stroke.

I remember still your warmth,

stilled by runny April sundown,

when imaginations swarm,

when again I lose my grounds.

Still you leave your rusty stains

on my mug, which won’t go ‘way

—last month’s taste as yet remains.

Posted in Metered, Mezunian Sonnet, Poetry

Denial

Someone put a bruise on the bridge o’ my thumb.

Not very funny…

Posted in Poetry

Nothing ‘K

I giggled as I practiced my “K’s”;

I won’t be needing them where I’m going.

Posted in Poetry, Proverbs

OK, You’ve Got Me

OK, you’ve got me:

You’ve figured out my devious plot,

you clever bastards, you.

That’s right,

I admit it:

my antisocial ways

were nothing but a plot

to bring you all to your ankles.

I’ve been fooling you fuckers this whole time.

You must admit,

’twas an impressive trick;

how long it all went on,

like Andy Kaufman.

I had everything to gain, too.

Just look at me--

Pope on the hill with his arms spread,

feeling the breeze,

hoarding so much o’ the breeze from you all.

ha ha ha ha ha!

I bet you had so many better uses for that air I sucked,

but, nope!

To late to get ’em back, Tim!

But I knew you’d catch me in the act soon.

The rat’s always snatched by the clever cats.

& you were all such clever cats...

But that’s OK.

I’m perfectly prepared to accept my punishment.

I deserve it.

So, what are you waiting for?

You’ve already carefully collaborated all o’ the evidence you need.

So bulk up,

be honest with yourself for once,

& once & for all, do the necessary deed gainst me.

Posted in Crazy, Poetry